He’s called Dr. Tony Hayward. But his name may soon be Dr. Wayward Hayward, because clearly his head is going to roll soon.

In thinking about what he ought to do next, I’ve run down some information on Wayward Hayward’s dissertation at the University of Edinburgh. It’s called

Tertiary ophiolite-related sedimentation in S.W. Turkey.

Perhaps he could hide out in Turkey, as he may still have some contacts there (he brought back some rocks–four boxes of them–to Edinburgh, after all). Or there’s some ordovian ophiolite in Newfoundland, as well. Maybe he can open up an ophiolite museum for wealthy ex-executives.


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