In Honolulu, they are looking to ban smelly people from riding the bus, as reported here.

The person who proposed the ban believes some people don’t bathe often enough. Some people do take baths often enough, but don’t wash their clothes often, so they stink. And there are old shoes also.

Perfume was invented for this very problem, wasn’t it? How about some new, cheap perfumes with a Hawaii theme? Hawaii Bus Stop?